Chapter 44 : Preparedness


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How to Invest in Index Funds: A Beginner’s Guide to Effortless Wealth-Building

Investing can feel like a maze of confusing options and risky bets—especially if you’re just starting out. But there’s one strategy that cuts through the noise with its simplicity, low cost, and proven results: index fund investing. If you’re searching for a beginner-friendly way to grow your wealth over time, index funds are your golden ticket. In this guide, we’ll explain what index funds are, why they’re perfect for beginners, and how to get started today—complete with trusted platforms where you can sign up. By the end, you’ll have a clear, actionable path to launch your investment journey.

What Are Index Funds?

Imagine owning a small piece of the entire stock market without having to pick individual stocks. That’s the magic of an index fund. It’s a type of mutual fund or exchange-traded fund (ETF) that mirrors a specific market index, like the S&P 500 or the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Instead of betting on one company, you’re investing in hundreds—like Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon—all at once. It’s less about chasing winners and more about riding the market’s natural growth.

Why Index Funds Are Perfect for Beginners

Index funds are the go-to choice for new investors, and here’s why:

  • Instant Diversification: One fund spreads your money across hundreds of companies, so a single stock’s stumble won’t derail your progress.
  • Low Fees: No need for expensive stock-picking experts—index funds keep costs down.
  • Set It and Forget It: No market expertise needed. Just invest and let time do the heavy lifting.
  • Proven Track Record: Studies show index funds often outperform actively managed funds, making them a reliable path to long-term wealth.

How to Start Investing in Index Funds: A 3-Step Guide

Ready to take control of your financial future? Follow these simple steps to begin your index fund journey.

Step 1: Choose a Brokerage Account

A brokerage account is your gateway to buying index funds. Think of it as your investment dashboard. Here are three top platforms perfect for beginners:

Pro Tip: Look for platforms with low fees, a variety of funds, and an easy-to-use interface. Most let you start with as little as $1!

Step 2: Pick the Right Index Fund

Once your account is set up, choose a fund that matches your goals:

  • S&P 500 Index Funds: Tracks the 500 largest U.S. companies (e.g., Vanguard’s VOO). Perfect for broad market exposure.
  • Total Stock Market Index Funds: Includes small, mid, and large-cap stocks (e.g., Schwab’s SWTSX). Maximum diversification.
  • International Index Funds: Invests globally (e.g., Fidelity’s FZILX). Adds worldwide balance.

Newbie Hack: Start with an S&P 500 or total market fund for simplicity and growth potential.

Step 3: Make Your First Investment

Now, it’s time to put your money to work:

  • Fund Your Account: Transfer as little as $1–$100 to get started.
  • Buy Your Fund: Search for your chosen fund (e.g., VOO at Vanguard) and hit “buy.”
  • Automate It: Set up automatic investments—like $50 a month—to grow your wealth effortlessly.

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Why Index Funds Are a Smart Choice

  • Lower Risk: Diversification cushions you from single-stock disasters.
  • Tax-Friendly: Fewer trades mean fewer taxable events.
  • Long-Term Gains: With the market’s historical 7–10% annual return, index funds are a retirement-building powerhouse.

Risks to Keep in Mind

No investment is bulletproof. Here’s what to watch:

  • Market Swings: When the market dips, so does your fund. But history shows it bounces back.
  • No Big Wins: You won’t beat the market—but for most, matching it is a win.

Tips for Index Fund Success

  • Invest Regularly: Use dollar-cost averaging to smooth out market highs and lows.
  • Diversify Further: Add international or bond funds as your portfolio grows.
  • Stay the Course: Don’t panic-sell during downturns. Long-term investors win by holding steady.

Real-Life Success Story: Sarah’s $240,000 Nest Egg

Meet Sarah, a 30-year-old teacher who invested $200 a month in an S&P 500 index fund. After 30 years, her $72,000 in contributions ballooned to over $240,000—thanks to the market’s average 7% return. No stock-picking, no stress—just consistent investing through platforms like Fidelity or Vanguard.

Start Your Investment Journey Today

Index funds are your beginner-friendly path to low-cost, reliable wealth-building. Sign up with a trusted brokerage like Vanguard, Fidelity, or Charles Schwab, pick a fund, and start with as little as $50 a month. The sooner you begin, the more time your money has to grow. Take that first step now—your future self will thank you!



The Homeless Camper Wants to Live Leisurely in a Dungeon ~Even Dangerous Deep-Layer Monsters Are Just Ingredients to Me~

“Night Sakura, I’m coming in.”

“Oh, it’s Hige Daruma. Welcome!”

Today, I came out of the dungeon and arrived at Night Sakura Shop. As usual, when I entered the store, Night Sakura, the owner of this shop wearing glasses, was sitting at the register. It seems there are three customers browsing the store today, which is a lot for this shop.

“You’re in that suspicious disguise again, huh? For a moment, I didn’t recognize you…”

“Well, things happened, and I shaved my beard again. In about a week or two, I’ll be back to normal.”

“…Just like that, you’ll return to your usual look? Does living inside the dungeon have some kind of hair growth effect?”

“That’s just how I was born. By the way, the soy sauce and miso you prepared for me last time were better than usual. From now on, please give me soy sauce and miso like those.”

“Oh, you sure have good taste. Those are top-grade soy sauce and miso, rarely made by hand these days using traditional methods. What’s more amazing is that the craftsmen personally go to the source to select the best ingredients… But, as I’ve said many times, our shop is small but caters to dungeon streamers!”

As he proudly started explaining the soy sauce and miso, he suddenly got interrupted.

“Ah, of course, I understand. I always rely on you.”

“Do you really understand…? Well, never mind. Here, these are your regular rice and seasonings.”

Even as he spoke, Night Sakura brought out the rice and seasonings I had ordered from the back of the store as usual, and I began putting them into my magic pouch.

“Thank you. Here’s the payment for this time. Keep the extra as usual for your service fee.”

“You’re still paying with monster materials, huh…”

“Well, I did get some cash recently, but I figured I’d keep some on hand. I gave you a bit extra, so forgive me.”

I had received quite a bit of money after appearing in Kana and Runa’s streams last time, but lately, I’ve been going outside the dungeon often. Thinking ahead, I decided to keep some cash on hand.

…After all, not having even taxi fare when I need to move around would be troublesome. Inside the dungeon, I can just run, but outside, it’s not that simple.

“Well, I’ll gratefully accept the extra monster materials as a processing fee.”

“By the way, did you prepare the other thing I asked for last time?”

“…Hige Daruma, you clearly didn’t listen to what I just said, did you?”

With a sigh, Night Sakura handed me a bag containing something.

“Honestly, stun guns and tear gas… just what do you plan to fight against…?”

Night Sakura whispered quietly so the other customers wouldn’t hear. I quickly put the bag into my magic pouch, making sure no one else saw.

“Lately, I’ve needed ways to protect myself outside the dungeon. I do have magical items, but many of them are large-scale or could violate dungeon laws… So, I take it flashbangs are still impossible to get?”

“I told you already, this shop is for dungeon streamers! Oh, excuse me!”

Night Sakura hit the counter, drawing attention from the customers in the store, so he bowed his head apologetically.

“Haa… Flashbangs are something only the police or dungeon defense teams can get their hands on. The instructions for each item are inside the bag.”

Apparently, since dungeons appeared in this world, regulations on protective gear have loosened compared to the past. Still, obtaining flashbangs remains difficult.

“Since it looks like I bought them, don’t misuse them. Well, I trust you, Hige Daruma.”

“Yeah, don’t worry, I won’t misuse them.”

“…By the way, Hige Daruma. I sometimes browse internet forums during my free time, and about that Roppongi Mall hostage incident a while ago—”

“Alright, that’s everything I asked for this time! See you again!”

“Hey, wait! Seriously, I’m counting on you!”

I hurriedly left the shop before Night Sakura could press me about the Roppongi Mall incident.

That guy probably suspects that I had something to do with the Roppongi Mall incident.

Of course, I won’t do anything illegal… probably.


“Well then, guess I’ll relax and do some maintenance on my weapons and armor today.”

“It’s already past noon though lol. You’re as carefree as ever lol. @Kechaler”

“Come to think of it, doesn’t Hige Daruma make his own weapons and armor? It’s impressive how an amateur could make such a big sword… @Rootbeer”

“Yeah, this greatsword here. It took a lot of effort to make it. I got advice from everyone in the chat.”

The white greatsword I hold is carved from the tooth of a certain giant monster. Even with my full strength, not a single crack formed in that incredibly hard tooth, which I painstakingly shaped into this form.

“The processing took an incredible amount of time. I had to start by making grinding tools from the same tooth and other hard materials. That brings back memories. @†Passing_Camper†”

“None of the regular grinding tools outside the dungeon worked on it, huh. @WAKABA”

“Carving a sword entirely from scratch isn’t something just anyone can do. @XYZ”

“Hige Daruma, Kana-chan and Runa-chan are in danger!! @Moon_Knight”

“Huh, what’s going on all of a sudden?”

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