Chapter 33 : Magic Items [Hostage Side]


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How to Invest in Index Funds: A Beginner’s Guide to Effortless Wealth-Building

Investing can feel like a maze of confusing options and risky bets—especially if you’re just starting out. But there’s one strategy that cuts through the noise with its simplicity, low cost, and proven results: index fund investing. If you’re searching for a beginner-friendly way to grow your wealth over time, index funds are your golden ticket. In this guide, we’ll explain what index funds are, why they’re perfect for beginners, and how to get started today—complete with trusted platforms where you can sign up. By the end, you’ll have a clear, actionable path to launch your investment journey.

What Are Index Funds?

Imagine owning a small piece of the entire stock market without having to pick individual stocks. That’s the magic of an index fund. It’s a type of mutual fund or exchange-traded fund (ETF) that mirrors a specific market index, like the S&P 500 or the Dow Jones Industrial Average. Instead of betting on one company, you’re investing in hundreds—like Apple, Microsoft, and Amazon—all at once. It’s less about chasing winners and more about riding the market’s natural growth.

Why Index Funds Are Perfect for Beginners

Index funds are the go-to choice for new investors, and here’s why:

  • Instant Diversification: One fund spreads your money across hundreds of companies, so a single stock’s stumble won’t derail your progress.
  • Low Fees: No need for expensive stock-picking experts—index funds keep costs down.
  • Set It and Forget It: No market expertise needed. Just invest and let time do the heavy lifting.
  • Proven Track Record: Studies show index funds often outperform actively managed funds, making them a reliable path to long-term wealth.

How to Start Investing in Index Funds: A 3-Step Guide

Ready to take control of your financial future? Follow these simple steps to begin your index fund journey.

Step 1: Choose a Brokerage Account

A brokerage account is your gateway to buying index funds. Think of it as your investment dashboard. Here are three top platforms perfect for beginners:

Pro Tip: Look for platforms with low fees, a variety of funds, and an easy-to-use interface. Most let you start with as little as $1!

Step 2: Pick the Right Index Fund

Once your account is set up, choose a fund that matches your goals:

  • S&P 500 Index Funds: Tracks the 500 largest U.S. companies (e.g., Vanguard’s VOO). Perfect for broad market exposure.
  • Total Stock Market Index Funds: Includes small, mid, and large-cap stocks (e.g., Schwab’s SWTSX). Maximum diversification.
  • International Index Funds: Invests globally (e.g., Fidelity’s FZILX). Adds worldwide balance.

Newbie Hack: Start with an S&P 500 or total market fund for simplicity and growth potential.

Step 3: Make Your First Investment

Now, it’s time to put your money to work:

  • Fund Your Account: Transfer as little as $1–$100 to get started.
  • Buy Your Fund: Search for your chosen fund (e.g., VOO at Vanguard) and hit “buy.”
  • Automate It: Set up automatic investments—like $50 a month—to grow your wealth effortlessly.

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Why Index Funds Are a Smart Choice

  • Lower Risk: Diversification cushions you from single-stock disasters.
  • Tax-Friendly: Fewer trades mean fewer taxable events.
  • Long-Term Gains: With the market’s historical 7–10% annual return, index funds are a retirement-building powerhouse.

Risks to Keep in Mind

No investment is bulletproof. Here’s what to watch:

  • Market Swings: When the market dips, so does your fund. But history shows it bounces back.
  • No Big Wins: You won’t beat the market—but for most, matching it is a win.

Tips for Index Fund Success

  • Invest Regularly: Use dollar-cost averaging to smooth out market highs and lows.
  • Diversify Further: Add international or bond funds as your portfolio grows.
  • Stay the Course: Don’t panic-sell during downturns. Long-term investors win by holding steady.

Real-Life Success Story: Sarah’s $240,000 Nest Egg

Meet Sarah, a 30-year-old teacher who invested $200 a month in an S&P 500 index fund. After 30 years, her $72,000 in contributions ballooned to over $240,000—thanks to the market’s average 7% return. No stock-picking, no stress—just consistent investing through platforms like Fidelity or Vanguard.

Start Your Investment Journey Today

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The Homeless Camper Wants to Live Leisurely in a Dungeon ~Even Dangerous Deep-Layer Monsters Are Just Ingredients to Me~

Brrrappppp!

“Kyaaah!”

“Whoa!”

More screams erupted from the people around us. Gunfire from the police and the Dungeon Defense Team rained down through the open gaps of the store’s shutter.

Clang, clang

But those bullets were blocked by something transparent that had appeared in front of the leader just moments ago—a wall-like barrier.

“Oops, looks like the enemy decided to shoot even with hostages around. But as long as we have this Magic Shield, no bullet’s getting through.”

With a confident smirk, the leader tightened his grip on the blue gem pendant hanging around his neck and pulled the shutters closed again.

Magic Shield—I’d heard of it. It was one of the rarest magic items found very occasionally in treasure chests deep within the dungeon’s frontline levels. This particular shield, shaped like a necklace, supposedly created a protective barrier that could block attacks aimed at the wearer.

It was supposed to be an incredibly precious item, often reserved for protecting important figures of the state. I remembered hearing on the news that there were hardly any of them circulating in the market yet. And here they were using one…

“Wow, amazing, Leader!”

“No way… that armored vehicle is completely charred!”

“With that sword, escaping should be a breeze!”

“Hahaha! Yeah, though none of our other weapons or magic items are quite as impressive as that sword or the Magic Shield, we’ve still got some crazy stuff. Of course, magic stones and magic items have usage limits, but now they won’t dare mess with us so easily! Even outside the dungeon, no one can stop us!”

“Awesome, Leader, you’re incredible!”

“One swing and the armored car’s done for? Guess there’s no turning back now. I’m ready to go all in, Leader!”

After seeing how easily their leader destroyed the armored vehicle with a single strike, the rest of the gang cheered. Even those who had been talking about surrendering earlier seemed to have resolved themselves after attacking the police and the Dungeon Defense Team—they knew escape was no longer an option.

“Now that we’re all set, let’s get out of here quickly. Grab everything in this store and stuff it into the magic pouch! Hey, you—use the hostage as a shield while you tell the guys outside to prepare a car for us. After showing off our power by taking out that armored vehicle earlier, they’ll comply without much fuss.”

“Got it! C’mon, over here!”

“Kyaa, please don’t be rough with me!”

One of the men picked a woman from the group of hostages, using her as a shield while reopening the shutter to negotiate with the people outside.

“Leader, they said they’ll prepare a car right away! Heh heh, those cowards were shaking in their boots!”

“Well, duh. After what we showed them, it’s not surprising. But we gotta hurry. If we linger too long, trouble might show up. I’ve only heard rumors, but apparently there are special forces armed with dungeon magic items and weapons powered by magic stones from the deeper levels. Whether they exist or not, I don’t know, but let’s scram before things get complicated!”

“Understood, Leader!”

“Alright then, pick four or five hostages to take with us.”

“Yeah, got it!”

The blond man slowly approached us—the hostages.

“Sister…”

“It’s okay, it’s going to be okay…”

I hugged my crying younger brother tightly.

God… please, I beg of you. Save my little brother!

“Heh heh, who should I choose?”

“………………”

The burly blond man sneered as he eyed us hostages, inspecting us as if deciding which ones to pick.

“Hey, since we’re taking these hostages with us, prioritize ones that are easy to carry—kids or women.”

“!!”

“Ah, good thinking, Leader! Alright then, you two girls over there, come over here!”

“No, please don’t!”

“Please, spare me, I beg you!”

The man selected two young women from the group of hostages.

“Please, leave her alone! Take me instead!”

“Yoshio-san!”

“Huh?”

A man standing beside one of the chosen women stepped forward, shielding her from the blond man.

“Hmph, trying to play hero in front of your girl, huh? Can’t say I hate that kind of thing.”

Upon closer inspection, the man’s legs were trembling violently. The blond guy looked like a pro wrestler—solid and muscular—while the other man was slim and shorter. Despite the situation, he bravely stood his ground to protect her.

“Like hell I’ll let you!”

“Gwah!?”

“Kyaaaaaaa!”

The thug swung his fist, sending the man flying backward. The woman screamed, the sound echoing throughout the shop.

“Don’t act tough and try to butt in, weakling! I told ya, we don’t need useless men!”

“Guh… gah…”

“Please, stop! I understand! I’ll go with you, just please stop hurting him!”

The blond man straddled the fallen man, mercilessly raining punches down on him. The woman desperately tried to intervene.

“Hah, serves you right for trying to defy us!”

The captor laughed smugly, clearly satisfied. The leader and the others watched, grinning maliciously without lifting a finger to stop the violence.

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